28 June 2009

Interviewer & the Witty Interviewee

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Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack

Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build the same wall?
A. No time at all it is already built

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs , He sleeps at night.

Q. What looks like half apple?
A : The other half.

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A : Dinner.

Q. What happened when wheel was invented?
A : It caused a revolution.

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A : Liquid

Finally Interviewer said ..... I shall either ask you 10 easy questions or 1 really difficult one ? Think well before you make up your mind!

" The boy thought for a while and said, "my choice is one really difficult question."

Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this - What comes first, The Day or Night?

The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on the correctness of his answer, but he thought for a while and replied ... "the DAY Sir"

"How" ? The interviewer asked.

Sorry sir, the deal was to ask ONLY ONE DIFFICULT QUESTION? Therefore, NO SECOND QUESTION PLEASE.

No doubt he has to get the job ..... he was selected.
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